A while ago I signed up for superfast internet from the telephone company. It seemed like a great deal, way more speed than I had, and it actually cost less than the slower speed I was using. I was excited! I got the new broadband all set up and was amazed at how fast it was! I could surf the web, check my email, and download stuff at amazing speeds. Very cool. Then… the modem started blanking out. When I would call tech support I would first have to maneuver the maze of voice mail hell. The way too pleasant lady would inform me of my choices, then do exactly what I didn’t want done. By the time I was almost through the maze my wife could hear me screaming from my office, “THREE.” “NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PASSWORD, I WANT TO TALK TO A HUMAN!!!” By the time a human being did answer the phone I would get to talk to some guy named Kenneth who sounded like his name really wasn’t Kenneth. Kenneth would always apologize for my inconvenience, and assure me that they were doing everything they could to make my experience more enjoyable.
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A while ago I signed up for superfast internet from the telephone company. It seemed like a great deal, way more speed than I had, and it actually cost less than the slower speed I was using. I was excited! I got the new broadband all set up and was amazed at how fast it was! I could surf the web, check my email, and download stuff at amazing speeds. Very cool. Then… the modem started blanking out. When I would call tech support I would first have to maneuver the maze of voice mail hell. The way too pleasant lady would inform me of my choices, then do exactly what I didn’t want done. By the time I was almost through the maze my wife could hear me screaming from my office, “THREE.” “NO, I DO NOT HAVE A PASSWORD, I WANT TO TALK TO A HUMAN!!!” By the time a human being did answer the phone I would get to talk to some guy named Kenneth who sounded like his name really wasn’t Kenneth. Kenneth would always apologize for my inconvenience, and assure me that they were doing everything they could to make my experience more enjoyable.