It was a tense time, for sure. Just the slightest miscalculation could cause untold pain and suffering. If I over-adjusted one millimeter either way, the pain caused would be intense. Confident that I had made the necessary calculations correctly, I made my choice. Now I had to be extremely precise in my movement. Steady now, turn the knob just so… Aaaarrgggghhh, scalding water! WHY ARE HOTEL SHOWERS SO STINKING HARD TO ADJUST? The shower in my Hollywood hotel room could go from frozen sleet to scalding water if you moved the handle a millimeter either way. I’m not sure what kind of demented sadist designed hotel shower knobs, but he deserves to be beaten with a bath mat and covered with those little bottles of shampoo and conditioner. Why can’t hotel showers have two handles like my house? All hotels seem to have that mutant one-eyed shower handle that each person is supposed to somehow figure out on their own. The markings around the handle don’t make any sense, and offer no help at all. I’ve even seen hotels where the colors had been reversed. Cold meant hot, hot meant cold. Not good.
Hotel Showers
Hotel Showers
Hotel Showers
It was a tense time, for sure. Just the slightest miscalculation could cause untold pain and suffering. If I over-adjusted one millimeter either way, the pain caused would be intense. Confident that I had made the necessary calculations correctly, I made my choice. Now I had to be extremely precise in my movement. Steady now, turn the knob just so… Aaaarrgggghhh, scalding water! WHY ARE HOTEL SHOWERS SO STINKING HARD TO ADJUST? The shower in my Hollywood hotel room could go from frozen sleet to scalding water if you moved the handle a millimeter either way. I’m not sure what kind of demented sadist designed hotel shower knobs, but he deserves to be beaten with a bath mat and covered with those little bottles of shampoo and conditioner. Why can’t hotel showers have two handles like my house? All hotels seem to have that mutant one-eyed shower handle that each person is supposed to somehow figure out on their own. The markings around the handle don’t make any sense, and offer no help at all. I’ve even seen hotels where the colors had been reversed. Cold meant hot, hot meant cold. Not good.