Mixed Up Lyrics

accordion-1252524I was reading about the most misquoted songs of all time. Most of them are pretty funny, and I must confess, some of them are lyrics I have mangled.

For instance, Jimi Hendrix sang “excuse me while I kiss the sky,” not “excuse me while I kiss this guy.”

Creedence Clearwater Revival sang “there’s a bad moon on the rise,” not “there’s a bathroom on the right.” Continue reading Mixed Up Lyrics

The County Clerk

imageFeeling hungry, I drove down to the local diner. I perused the menu and made my choice: eggs, bacon and flapjacks. When the waitress brought the plate, I quickly noticed something was wrong. No eggs, no bacon, no golden, flaky flapjacks! Instead I saw a peach half, cottage cheese and a stalk of celery on the plate. “Um, excuse me, miss. None of this is what I ordered.” She answered matter-of-factly, “Well, sir, you are fat. I cannot in good conscience bring you food that will just make you fatter.” My stomach roared its disapproval and I left, still hungry. Continue reading The County Clerk

On The Radio

microphone-1461544I have been doing a radio show on Tuesday afternoons on 95.3 FM, The Edge. To say that I am not the target demographic for The Edge is putting it lightly. The radio station is aimed at teens and young adults. They play a lot of rap, not necessarily my favorite music. They also play some really intense music that sounds a lot like my dog growling at the other dogs when he has a bone. Well, Bolt with a bone if he could play tasty guitar riffs. Heck, I have socks older than the target demographic of this station. When they do Throwback Thursday songs I just mutter to myself. Sorry, Throwback Thursday should be Sweet Comfort Band, Steve Camp, LoveSong, or Petra, not some band that had a hit five years ago! Continue reading On The Radio