Sermon Audio: Fractured Fairy Tales Q&A

The Q&A from Remnant’s “Fractured Fairy Tales” series. For the Q&A the Remnant pastors sit in front of the church and answer text message questions live. The service is always unpredictable!

Remnant Q & A
Sunday, August 30, 2015
Remnant Pastors
mp3 audio: Fractured Fairy Tales Q & A

Mixed Up Lyrics

accordion-1252524I was reading about the most misquoted songs of all time. Most of them are pretty funny, and I must confess, some of them are lyrics I have mangled.

For instance, Jimi Hendrix sang “excuse me while I kiss the sky,” not “excuse me while I kiss this guy.”

Creedence Clearwater Revival sang “there’s a bad moon on the rise,” not “there’s a bathroom on the right.” Continue reading Mixed Up Lyrics

The County Clerk

imageFeeling hungry, I drove down to the local diner. I perused the menu and made my choice: eggs, bacon and flapjacks. When the waitress brought the plate, I quickly noticed something was wrong. No eggs, no bacon, no golden, flaky flapjacks! Instead I saw a peach half, cottage cheese and a stalk of celery on the plate. “Um, excuse me, miss. None of this is what I ordered.” She answered matter-of-factly, “Well, sir, you are fat. I cannot in good conscience bring you food that will just make you fatter.” My stomach roared its disapproval and I left, still hungry. Continue reading The County Clerk