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Dodgers LogoWhen I woke up Wednesday morning, something was wrong. As I turned off the alarm a sudden pain shot down my right arm. As I slowly shook off the fog of morning, I took a quick self-assessment. I had a pain in my neck and right shoulder. I’ve felt it before, but I couldn’t remember when. There was a tightness when I turned my neck (what little bit of neck I have), and when I tried to stand up, everything hurt. Then it hit me. I knew what was wrong. I wasn’t dying, I had just pitched batting practice the night before! Continue reading

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Christianese

face---dumbfounded-470077-mSee if you can understand this sentence: “I followed this guy for 1 mile because I thought he was deuce. So I light him up and find out he’s not deuce, but he does have a 10-36, so I took him 10-15!” Continue reading

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Sermon Audio: The Waiting Room

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Sunday, February  22, 2015
Pastor Jerry Godsey
mp3 audio: The Waiting Room

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Sermon Audio: Building A Vision

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Sunday, January  11, 2015
Pastor Jerry Godsey
mp3 audio: Building A Vision

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Sermon Audio: The Nightmare of Disillusionment

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Sunday, December 7, 2014
Pastor Jerry Godsey
mp3 audio: The Nightmare of Disillusionment

 

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Christmas Rant 2014

Beauty-Christmas-shopping-460x252On July 5th, Super Mega-Low-Crazy-Deal-Mart began putting up the decorations and ads for their Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Christmas/Chanukkah/Kwanzaa/Generic Holidays Sale. You could save a whopping 10 cents on the always needed Dr. Toothies Flossing Picks.

In September, the sales started in earnest. Super Mega-Low-Crazy-Deal-Mart kicked off their Pre-Pre-Pre-Christmas/Chanukkah/Kwanzaa/Generic Holidays Sale with a sale on all kinds of holiday related merchandise. Look! You can save $2 on an authentic, pre-wired tin foil Christmas tree that lights up and plays an electronic version of “Jingle Bells” or “What Child Is This.” It’s kind of hard to tell. Continue reading

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Sermon Audio: Who? Me?

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Sunday, October 12, 2014
Pastor Jerry Godsey
mp3 audio: Who? Me?

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Sermon Audio: A Whiter Shade of Pale

Whiter Shade of PaleA Whiter Shade Of Pale
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Pastor Jerry Godsey
mp3 audio: A Whiter Shade Of Pale

 

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Sermon Audio: Grasshoppers

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Sunday, November 2, 2014
Pastor Jerry Godsey
mp3 audio: Grasshoppers

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Hotel Showers

showerheadIt was a tense time, for sure. Just the slightest miscalculation could cause untold pain and suffering. If I over-adjusted one millimeter either way, the pain caused would be intense. Confident that I had made the necessary calculations correctly, I made my choice. Now I had to be extremely precise in my movement. Steady now, turn the knob just so… Aaaarrgggghhh, scalding water! WHY ARE HOTEL SHOWERS SO STINKING HARD TO ADJUST? Continue reading

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